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Calonmarchog is Welsh for Knight of Heart. 19/Female/Straight College student with no hold on reality.

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

(Source: bastille)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

waxjism:

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

what else is the point of boobs really

Ok so why the fuck…..

Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

(Source: volumesofsilence)

milaskunny:

madamebassdrum:

msjewbooty:

the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

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presidentobarna:

presidentobarna:

im gonna see if the url superwholockvengerstuck is open

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A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.”

- Christopher Reeve

deaddboy:

if you ever see me at a con scream my url at the top of your lungs and even if it turns out it wasn’t me, hey, free promo thank u 

musical-crowbars:

joyfulldreams:

lorfinka:

Alfred!!

ALFRED LITERALLY JUST BEAT UP SUPERMAN

DONT FUCK WITH ALFRED

Kicked him so hard his shoe blew up.

(Source: anti-life-justifies-my-hate)

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

feministbatwoman:

gishkishenh:

hojasenblanco:

Dangerous wolf

Big Bad Wolf, indeed.

"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

Wonder Bar, 1934

(Source: mishawinsexster)

another-loki-blog:

well he wasn’t lying about one thing

(Source: iraffiruse)

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